{"id":241,"date":"2020-04-27T18:12:29","date_gmt":"2020-04-27T18:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.vectrocom.com\/?p=241"},"modified":"2020-04-27T18:12:30","modified_gmt":"2020-04-27T18:12:30","slug":"i-got-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.vectrocom.com\/index.php\/2020\/04\/27\/i-got-a-job\/","title":{"rendered":"I Got A Job"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"837\" height=\"354\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.vectrocom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/xNa.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-243\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>One thing I did during the 2020 Pandemic (so far), apart from Going To Costco (TM) and Not Dying (C) was get a job. How did I do this? I applied internally and in preciselyish one week, I will start as a new guy in the same place, which is pretty ideal. Or would be, except for the fact that the world is still holding its breath re: COVID-19. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Still. It was interesting. I had to do all the job things, like provide my resume, I had three online interviews, I even set up my office at home to look a little more professional, using persuasion techniques that I had learned from my man Scott Adams, among others. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All of it added up, apparently, and I got the gig. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m ambivalent about it, of course. This was a huge change and still is, but not as huge as actually going out into the world. But I do get to drop my old baggage and I had a hell of a time in Schroedinger&#8217;s Gig, employed and not employed at the same time. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway that&#8217;s it. It&#8217;s not official yet. I mean&#8230;I&#8217;m off the severance list and I got my congratulations and I confirmed with HR left, right, up down, and through several dimensions that are only theoretical but I won&#8217;t think it&#8217;s real until I see that announcement email and actually sign on and talk to my new manager. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This here will not stop, though. It&#8217;s a part of my new Time Horizon. Never again will all my eggs be in one basket. I was able to climb back in to this one but for how long, who knows, especially with Corona out there. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am a new man in a new position in an old company but my outlook &#8211; that&#8217;s the newest thing of all. I&#8217;m grateful to have a job, I&#8217;m thankful to Ra, the Great Coder, the Simulation, and the Lord, and to just plain Providence &#8211; but thankful most of all to have been in that room. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was there, with those people, with the person from HR, and my boss&#8217;s boss&#8217;s boss, and I got the news and I went home early and I did all the things and now I&#8217;m resurrected and it&#8217;s strange. In the context of my employer it&#8217;s as though I was killed, buried, saw the light, walked <em>through<\/em>, and then turned around and said&#8230;cool but not yet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And like so many superheroes and fantasy characters in movies &#8211; I brought something back with me from the other side. It&#8217;s a superpower called <em>perspective.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As if on cue, the Sun shines brightly through my window and so I decide to wrap this here. No blog entry for two months, then two crap ones in one day? That&#8217;s good enough. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Receiving the second cue, the Sun moves behind a cloud, and I bid you, dear reader, adieu, until&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8230;Later.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One thing I did during the 2020 Pandemic (so far), apart from Going To Costco (TM) and Not Dying (C) was get a job. How did I do this? I applied internally and in preciselyish one week, I will start as a new guy in the same place, which is pretty ideal. 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